THE Shit...

Flowers...good ones.  (see Just SHIT)

Forgive my indulgence here, but my friends are THE Shit.  I can have had the crappiest, most miserable day, and a few hours with them will have me back to normal.  

('WHERE IS THAT HAT????, but where is it?  Where could it be?')  Bonkers  ;)  Apologies for that in-joke. 

Just SHIT...

(film trailer voice) 'When Flowers Go Bad'... 

Here's a heads up.  NEVER buy a woman carnations, EVER.  You will surely never be allowed to forget it if you do not heed my words.  Lillies look nice but are funereal and the pollen is impossible to get out of clothes/carpets/anybloodything!  Never buy dyed flowers either...If I want my flowers to look garish and unnatural, I will get my two year old to colour them in with felt tips.  Always find out what sort of flowers a person really likes before buying...

Also just SHIT...

Sending impulsive, snotty emails last thing on a Friday.  There should be some kind of time delay function on email delivery...  Maybe a message that pops up and says 'Are you absolutely sure you want to send this emotional, slightly slanderous and ultimately ill advised, email to your big boss?'  Yep, that'd be good....Get on it Microsoft!  Chop, chop!
(oh I feel a little bit ill...perhaps I shouldn't go to work tomorrow)