THE Shit...

'Red State'.  What can I say? except WATCH IT!

Parking is very difficult in my road...
A plummer parked his van in front of our house, and there it stayed for two weeks.  The owner popped back after one week, in a car, to put some stuff in and drove off again! I deduced he could not live around here and quietly seethed about it, off and on, for a bit. 

I decided to text him:  
    'Hi, I was just wondering if you were ever going to move your van?  Parking is hard enough in our road as it is.  Thanks' 
(Risky as I hadn't witheld my number. But, as you've probably gathered, I live on the edge man...sometimes I still stay up past midnight)

This is the reply I got:
    'Yes I know.  I will move it tonight. Sorry to obstruct your view'
I could not believe it.  What a good bloke!  I was fully expecting a 'Fuck off/it's a free country'or similar.  
And he did move it. 

  
Just SHIT...

It's been said before but it bears repeating... Humdrum Facebook status. 
(I've checked...'status' is the correct plural of status-odd)
e.g.
'Just made a cup of tea', 'giving blood',  'at the hairdresser's', 'defrosting mince', 'scratching my head and smelling my fingers'
-ok I made the last two up, (although I do do the head scratching thing).  You get my point.  Stop it, cheers.